Dating a former fat chick
I have no idea why I came up with them btw – it’s not even like A Night To Remember was stuck in my head.The rest of the profile details were the same for both – Funnily enough, when that ‘thin’ me bikini shot was taken, I still thought I was fat.Allie and I talk about things and say, "We should try something new, we should try blah blah blah." And then we usually end up having normal-people sex! It’s something many single people wonder, myself included.My weight has fluctuated dramatically throughout my life – I was a fat child, a thin teenager, a chubby sixth former, a skinny student and so on, up and down through my adult life.I’ve never bought into the lie, popular with some elements of the media, that everything will be better when you’re thin.Over the course of five days, fat me received 18 messages, 74 likes and 81 visits.
Mike does freelance video work and owns his own photobooth company — he has never worked in porn.
What's funny is when I met her, she told me she went to school to be a firefighter, and I used to be a firefighter for the EMT in Ohio. They were only supposed to be in New York for a few days, but we hung out and we swapped numbers. I called her a few months down the road when I knew things were kind of serious. and here's what she does." She said, "Oh my god, I thought you were going to tell me she's pregnant or something." She was like, "That's fine, I don't care about that." What about your friends? I have some friends who say, "Dude, that is so cool," and then I have other friends who are like, "You know what, you found a girl who really cares about you and at the end of the day that's all that matters and we're happy for you." That's what I like to hear. I had some other friends from Ohio who were visiting me in New York and one of them knew who she was and apparently was one of those fans I didn't know about. What I was really happy to see was that, as far as porn goes, hers was some of the more classy, nice stuff that I've seen. She definitely is the most open partner that I've had. My past relationships weren't what I needed, I guess. There have been a couple times where something will happen on set that she'll tell me about later, and I'll be like, "Why didn't you tell me right away?
It turns out that we did actually have a lot in common. So the next day, they ended up coming all the way over to Brooklyn from New Jersey, and we hung out every single day. I was going to tell her, so I called her and left a voicemail. People are like, "You're the luckiest man in the world." And people always say, "How do you do it? Sometimes it's really uncomfortable to bring those things up to people. Don't you think that's something I'd have wanted to know? This is something I didn't know, but performers can't be on set without a valid two-week test.
The tragedy is that she was probably just fishing for a compliment, and will definitely learn nothing from his comment.
Delicately and clearly, with all the tact of a well experienced shrink.
He told me what it's like to date a porn star, his mom's reaction when she found out about Allie's job, and even — yes — what their sex life is like. We were out getting a drink and a couple people recognized them, and that's how the beans were spilled.