Funny quotes for online dating
No matter how your dates turn out, reading funny dating quotes can always keep your grounded and feel light-hearted.
Remember, there’s always a next time if it didn’t work out.
Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
Martha Beck I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
Linda Festa My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one.
Unknown Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
Jennifer Lopez As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.
Garrison Keillor There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.
Susan Healy Date night is not optional for those who want to create a close and connected intimate relationship.
Unknown Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.Scott Adams An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. Albert Einstein Honesty is the key to a relationship. Richard Jeni The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.